The End of the World

The end of the world was quieter than expected. It seemed that I had somehow slept through it. As I walked through the house, I noticed that the power seemed to be out and even battery operated devices no longer worked. I looked out the windows and saw no sign of my neighbors or any of the ordinary activities outside.

Still naked, I opened my front door and took a tentative step out. I looked around me and took a few tentative steps into the yard. I had never before experienced silence to this degree. The sounds of humanity were absent – no voices, no radios, no cars – only absolute quiet. Not even animals or insects could be heard nor could I hear any natural sounds such as the rustling of leaves. The only sounds I could hear in the slightest were my breathing and the internal chatter in my mind which in comparison with the silence around me was almost deafening.

The silence seemed to enhance my other senses, particularly my sense of touch. I could detect the ever so slight breeze as it silently caressed my exposed skin and my bare feet intensely felt the dampness of the dew on the grass.

It was as if I was now the only living being on the planet and perhaps I was. Had every other living creature departed Earth without notifying me or leaving a forwarding address? The only evidence I could see that humanity had ever existed was what they had created and left behind.

Were there others who, like me, had survived the end of the world? Or was I the last remnant of sentient life? If that was the case, how long could I expect to survive? As that thought popped into my head, panic set in. It lasted but a moment before reason took over. I needed to think about this turn of events.

Silently, I sat down on the cool, damp grass. I assumed the lotus posture and rested my hands upon my knees in Gyan Mudra. I closed my eyes and began to meditate. At first, the frantic voices of my monkey mind careened about inside my skull, their echoes drowning out my silent mantra. But after a few minutes of controlled breathing and gently but persistently repeating my mantra, the mental chatter died down until all that remained was the mantra. Soon, even the mantra itself slipped away and I was at peace as I became one with the silence that surrounded me and, shortly thereafter, I became one with the Universe.

Monthly Detritus Report (04-12)

Random chatter from the Monkey Mind as it leaps from limb to limb, howls, scratches its balls and flings feces at passersby…

  • 04
    • “Life is not hard. It is man’s stupidity that makes it hard.” ~ Osho
    • @RevRick life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid – John Wayne (via DreadFree)
  • 06
    • RT @yisforyogini: “Follow your inner moonlight; don’t hide the madness.” — Allen Ginsberg
  • 11
    • RT @youngstownnude: For some reason, I just can’t sleep with clothes on. It feels weird.
    • Random song in my head: “It’s Too Late” by Carole King
  • 13
    • Headline on Cosmo – “How to look good naked” … Just being naked feels good.
    • @RevRick: sort of like asking “how to get wet swimming”, isn’t it? (DreadFree)
    • RT West Penn Naturist (@wpnude): Happy (NUDE) Friday the thirteenth…
  • 14
    • RT West Penn Naturist (@wpnude): Get Nude! via @mindbodygreen #nude #naked #nudist #naturist #fb
    • RT @fireland: The worst thing about being a straight white man is my poetry sucks.
  • 20
    • “Hell in a Bucket” (The Grateful Dead) … May be going to Hell in a bucket but at least I’m enjoying the ride.
    • Happy Weed Day!
  • 23
    • Feeling tired today in almost every way imaginable
  • 26
    • The separation of church and state discussion is a distraction; I’m more concerned about the accelerating evolution of the corporate state.

Twitter Detritus (09-10)

Here is September’s dosage of mental flotsam and jetsam in chewable, easy-to-swallow, tweet-sized bites:

  • 01 – Good hot yoga class. This looks like it will be a great Yoga Month.
  • 02 – (From the past) After 5 years I discovered that the Gates of Hell were not locked and I had always been free to leave. So I left.
  • 04 – Great yoga class this morning, refreshingly different.
  • 05 – RT @All_Nudist: RT @NYNudist: A great day to be nude. Retweet if you like just being naked.
  • 08 – Enduring the inconvenience of clothing for the comfort of others.
  • 09 – Thinking the universe owes me a lottery win. Money can’t buy happiness but it can remove a lot of obstacles to it.
  • 12 – Good yoga class this morning. Now at home enjoying some T.N. and seriously thinking about lunch.
  • 12 – @All_Nudist: Pulled my stuff from SB a long time ago. Not to say they don’t have copies. Every pic they had is on my blog anyway.
  • 12 – Still enjoying my T. N. and now giving serious consideration to what I’ll fix myself for dinner. What leftovers can I correctly identify?
  • 13 – Ugh, Monday again. Back to the grind. Am I going north next weekend? I don’t know yet.
  • 13 – RT @spoiledyogi: All things in life are temporary… It’s a comforting thought on a Monday morning. [Yes, it is. Thanks!]
  • 16 – Someone is skinning mice at work and leaving them there. Should I call PETA? I’m tired of replacing them.
  • 16 – Enjoying some T. N. this evening. Will I enjoy it so much I skip my yoga class? Doubt they’d let me do it in that state.
  • 16 – Really good yoga class tonight, working at my edge. The edge moved out a bit in a few poses, feeling accomplished without attachment.
  • 20 – First hot yoga class in a while. I sort of missed the heat.
  • 21 – RT @yogadork: RT @veganyogini: @SarahKohl @yogadork @ashdyogi I like to say that I’m not changing, I’m becoming me.
  • 23 – Good yoga practice tonight. I’m thanking my body for carrying me through it with a slice of banana cream pie. Om nom nom (new mantra?)
  • 25 – Jar lid said “Easy to Open” Had to use a strap wrench on it. Should not have to reach into the toolbox to cook.
  • 26 – Enjoyed this morning’s Bhakti Vinyasa Project at Sri Yoga. Always great to see Luna, Joshua and Katie.
  • 27 – Almost didn’t go to hot yoga tonight. Glad I did though. It was a good class and I really needed it.
  • 28 – Didn’t accomplish much at work today but it’s okay, I’m cool with it. Not to say I didn’t get anything done, it just wasn’t work.
  • 28 – Restorative yoga tonight. Lots of props, plenty of support, zero effort and so very relaxing. Need that once in a while.
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Dance Naked, Emma

Dance-NakedSong: Dance Naked
Artist: John Mellencamp
Album: Dance Naked
Released: 1994


Today’s Quote: “I want you to dance naked / But only if you want to.” ~ John Mellencamp, Dance Naked


It’s payday, postmark your tax returns by midnight day, and Emma Watson’s 18th birthday. Sending birthday wishes across the pond.


My birthday was Sunday. I won’t say how old I am but I still know where my nuts are. Sunday was also Thomas Jefferson’s birthday (13 April 1743 – 4 July 1826). I was going to post something with a few quotes by Jefferson but I just didn’t get around to it. So here are the words of Thomas Jefferson a couple of days late:

“That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves.”
“My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.”
“The natural process of things is for liberty to yield and government to gain ground.”
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.”
“But rightful liberty is unobstructed action according to our will within limits drawn around us by the equal rights of others. I do not add ‘within the limits of the law,’ because law is often but the tyrant’s will, and always so when it violates the right of an individual.”
“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
“I was bold in the pursuit of knowledge, never fearing to follow truth and reason to whatever results they led, and bearding every authority which stood in their way.”
“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.”
“Whenever the people are well informed, they can be trusted with their own government!”
“I do not take a single newspaper, nor read one a month, and I feel myself infinitely the happier for it.”

Jefferson knew what he was talking about. I do believe we have the government our founding fathers warned us about.


As an added bonus for my faithful readers — Instructions for Life in the new millennium from the Dalai Lama:

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, dont lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs: Respect for self, respect for others and responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Dont let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realize youve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but dont let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Dont bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. Its a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go some place youve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
19. Approach love and cooking with reckless abandon.


Dreams


Today’s Song: The End
Artist: The Doors
Album: The Doors
Year: 1967


Dreams, the casualties of my life, lie dead and dying like so much roadkill in the sun. The stench is unbearable.

Life does not stop at 40 or 50 or 60 or 70 or any other age. Life stops when you stop living, then you merely exist until you finally die. Every time a dream dies, a bit of your life dies with it. We have to pursue our dreams and live them the best we can. We must also allow others to live their dreams and not kill them in the pursuit of our own.

Just because you reach a certain age, it doesn’t mean you have to set your dreams up on a shelf or stop doing things that give you pleasure. Granted, dreams and pleasures change as we get older but we should not be forced to give them up or have them taken from us based on some arbitrary factor such as age or some irrational expectation.

Why Must Vacations End?


Today’s Song: Radar Love
Artist: Golden Earring
Album: Moontan
Year: 1973


Today’s Quote: “A sane and sensory life is an apt definition of what a nudist or naturist is trying to achieve. The more we struggle with the idea of the human body as an object of mass consumption, the more we should be coming to the realization that the only way out of the cultural morass is to simply reject the idea, to strip away the false trappings of society and get back to something of what we all really are. Getting naked is not only primal, it is healing, it is truth personified.” — Nudiarist, Global Politics of the Breast, Diary of a Nudist, 5 August 2007


Is it a coincidence that this week my blood pressure has been consistently lower than any other time this month? Looking at the chart, I can easily tell when I was on vacation. It’s also interesting to note that my blood pressure was up the morning of each of my getaways this summer and substantially lower the day after. It may or may not be significant but it is an interesting observation. I’m inclined to say that these getaways are beneficial to my health.

I’m not looking forward to going back to work. I’ve had a relaxing week and have no real desire to return to the stress. Unfortunately, I haven’t won the lottery so I have no choice but to whore myself for The Man. It doesn’t help that I’m looking for another pimp so I can whore myself part-time in order that I might be able to afford a few luxuries like car repairs, dental work, household maintenance.

Forty-two

Jimi Hendrix – If Six Was Nine

42
In Douglas Adams’ “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy,” 42 is the number from which all meaning (“the meaning of life, the universe, and everything”) could be derived.

A BBC radio script based on Adams’ book contains the following lines:

“Cave man” lays out following sentence in Scrabble stones: “What do you get if you multiply six by nine?”)
Arthur: “Six by nine? Forty-two? You know, I’ve always felt that there was something fundamentally wrong with the Universe.”

(Faint and distant voice:) Base thirteen!

For the literal-minded and those unfamiliar with terms like “base thirteen,” this is a number system in which the number 10 is equivalent to our more familiar decimal 13. A base-13 number 42, therefore, is the same as four 13s plus 2, or decimal 54. So “six by nine” (six times nine) or decimal 54 is, in base 13, 42. For the mystically inclined, 42 in base 13 is the same as 110110 in binary (base 2). This could mean almost anything, and many Adams fans have spent untold hours discovering all of the places where the number “42” pops up. For example, there are many mentions of the number in the Book of Revelation. Others have made a game of finding 42s, such as these:

  • The angle at which light reflects off of water to create a rainbow is 42 degrees.
  • Two physical constants in the universe are the speed of light and the diameter of a proton. It takes light 10 to the minus 42nd power seconds to cross the diameter of a proton.
  • The sum of the ordinal alphabetic positions of the initials (SPG) for Stan (P.) Gibilisco, an oft-published science and technology writer, is equal to 42 (S=19, P=16, G=7).
  • A barrel holds 42 gallons.

(It should be noted that all of these 42s are base 10, not base 13.)
Source?

Other interesting “42” facts:

  • The decimal number 42 is 101010 in binary.
  • If all of the numbers on a die are added up (1+2+3+4+5+6), the answer is 21. If the numbers on two dice are added the result would be 42, so 42 = 2 dice, i.e. “Life’s a crap shoot.” And we all know that 2 dice is a pair of dice, so 42 is paradise.

The Scrabble letter incident occurs at the end of Chapter 33 of The Restaurant at the End of the Universe. Arthur Dent pulls the letters out of a bag while blindfolded to form the sentence, “What do you get if you multiply six by nine?” (pages 305 and 306 in The Ultimate Hitchhiker’s Guide) In the book, there is no mention of base 13 or Arthur’s comment about there being something fundamentally wrong with the universe.

“You mean that’s it?” said Ford.
“That’s it.”
“Six by nine. Forty-two.”
“That’s it. That’s all there is.”

Apparently, Adams was unaware of the base 13 angle since he has been quoted as saying that “nobody writes jokes in base 13.”