17 Ridiculous Laws

From The Huffington Post, here are 17 Ridiculous Laws Still On The Books:

  • Missouri — It is illegal to drive with an uncaged bear.
  • Maine — It is illegal to have Christmas decorations up after January 14th.
  • New Jersey — It is illegal to wear a bulletproof vest while committing a murder.
  • Nevada — It is illegal for a man to buy drinks for more than three people at a time.
  • Wisconsin — It is illegal to server butter substitutes in state prisons.
  • New Jersey — Once convicted of drunk driving you may never again have personalized plates.
  • North Dakota — Beer and pretzels cannot be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
  • Alaska — Waking a sleeping bear for a photo opportunity is strictly forbidden.
  • Connecticut — A pickle is not officially a pickle unless it bounces.
  • South Carolina — You must be 18 years of age to play a pinball machine.
  • Michigan — Anyone over the age of 12 may own a handgun as long as he/she has not committed a felony.
  • Idaho — It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
  • North Carolina — Bingo games can’t last longer than five hours.
  • Connecticut — It is illegal to walk across the street on your hands.
  • Louisiana — There is a $500 fine for instructing a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to a friend unknowingly.
  • Ohio — It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
  • Arizona — It is illegal to own more than two dildos.

As an Ohio resident, I’m suddenly very concerned about the drunken fish problem.

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.