Grocery List

Some things I saw while grocery shopping today:

Smart Bacon
Apparently, the pig wasn’t very smart as he got himself killed.
Prime Rib
Beef that cannot be divided evenly.
Smart Mouth
Not sure what this product is, but I was always told that a Smart Mouth was a bad thing.
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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

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  1. I’ve been informed that a rib can be divided evenly only once and still remain prime. I don’t know if that’s a mathematical or a culinary property.


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