Proud Sponsor of the NFL

During the course of my television viewing, I see ads from many companies proclaiming they are proud sponsors of the NFL, NASCAR, or some other professional sport. Do professional sports organizations really need sponsors?

For only pennies a day you, too, can sponsor a professional athlete. Your donation will provide him with uniforms and a place to play. When you sponsor a pro athlete, we will send you a picture of your player and regular updates on how he’s doing. You are advised that as a sponsor of a professional athlete, you will be responsible for posting his bail should he run afoul of the law or for his rehab should he abuse steroids or illegal drugs. Thank you for sponsoring a professional athlete.

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.