Twitter Detritus

Another month’s worth of mental flotsam and jetsam in tweet-sized bites:

  • “Am I supposed to just bottle up my rage?” Is there a market for bottled rage? Rage in a bottle – now sugar-free. At a store near you.
  • Back to my previous status — LFW. Sleeping late is nice but doesn’t pay well. I have habits to support.
  • Exhaust suddenly blew out on truck. Is the universe conspiring to keep me broke?
  • Thinking about a Zen garden in the backyard. Might be a springtime project. Will a privacy fence destroy the effect?
  • Why do cats come to my yard to die? Am I the designated feline funeral director? I only bury the ones I know well. The rest – Rumpke.
  • Bhakti Vinyasa was fun, much different than a regular yoga class. Looking forward to the Bryan Kest Power Yoga class. Better get ready 4 it.
  • Restorative yoga was … restorative. Supported forward bends & back bends. Felt so relaxed afterward.
  • Best Family Guy moment of the evening – Peter in his Donald Duck outfit. LMAO
  • Making it easy for Santa, short list: job, new yoga mat, nice big yoga bolster. Plus the usual peace on earth, good will to men.
  • Re: Vonage ad. Isn’t India a toll-free call anyway?
  • Re: Mr. T & World of Warcraft — Mr. T’s hairstyle isn’t a Mohawk. It’s called a Mandinka, from the Mandinka tribe of West Africa. Fool!
  • Inversions tonight. Wall-assisted headstand but trying to find the balance point. No turtle syndrome in shoulder stand. Relaxation yoga too.
  • Messin’ with HTML & CSS. Redesigned my “Recommended Software” page. Also home page at both sites.
  • Challenging yoga class this evening. More advanced than I’m used to but I’ll get there. Good headstand, started to find the sweet spot.
  • Waiting for my final paycheck. They assure me that the check is in the mail. Where have I heard that before?
  • Little Debbie, Sara Lee & Mrs. Smith are such temptresses, especially Little Debbie. She knows what I like.
  • Happy Birthday Mom. I know you’re watching over us. Could use some advice and counsel.
  • Mele Kalikimaka, Maligayang Pasko, Feliz Navidad, Frohe Weihnachten, Joyeux Noël, Vrolijke Kerstmis, Buon Natale, Feliz Natal, Merry Christmas
  • Best gift today – the personalized tile trivets from the grandchildren. They each had a hand in making them.
  • Tonight on National Geographic — “American Beaver” Oh, that’s what it’s about.
  • Tonight’s dinner with the grandchildren — Spaghetti Tacos ala iCarly. Burps and all.
  • Been having dreams in the Queen’s English, speaking with a British accent. Watching too much BBC programming? Not bloody likely.
  • 2009 may very well be destined to go down in history as the year that sucked donkey. In many ways, it was worse than the Hell of 2002.
  • Ghost Hunters – Do ghosts & spirits do as they’re told? Do they respond to commands? If I were a ghost, I probably wouldn’t.
  • If yoga is my natural state & asana shows me where I’m resisting my natural state, then my entire being was resisting this evening.

Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.