No shirt, no pants, no pizza

Song: The Logical Song
Artist: Supertramp
Album: Breakfast In America
Released: 1979

Today’s Quote: “Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.” ~ Jules Renard

Breaking news from Canada:

No pizza for naked man
Mon Sep 29, 2008
COBOURG – A man wearing only black Adidas running shoes was denied service at a downtown pizza shop, on Friday, Sept. 26, at 9:50 p.m.
The naked man asked staff for a slice of pizza, but he was told to leave the store. Police were called, but were unable to locate the man.
He is described as early-30s, heavy set, between 5’10” and six feet, with short-dark-brown hair and scruffy-facial hair.
The investigation is continuing as he may have been captured by a surveillance camera.

This story raises a lot of questions in my mind.

  • Did this particular pizzeria had a “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service” policy?
  • Were police unable to find this man because he put his clothes on and no longer looked like a naked man?
  • Why is the investigation continuing? Is this naked man (or naked people in general) a menace to society? It’s not like he was robbing the place was he? He probably wasn’t bothering anyone, he was just hungry.
  • May have been captured by a surveillance camera? Have they received a ransom note from the camera yet?
  • What’s this world coming to when a naked person can’t get a bite to eat?

Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

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