Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

Song: Ballroom Blitz
Artist: Tia Carrere
Album: Wayne’s World
Released: 1992


Today’s Quote: “It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.” ~ Written in the dust on the back of a bus in Wickenburg, Arizona


Ran across these the other day. I think some of them have wandered through my mind at one time or another. As for the others, they’re wandering there now.

Thoughts From a Wandering Mind

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
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I had amnesia once — or twice.
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart. Now what?
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Protons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can’t make me happy.
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride side saddle.
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What is a ‘free’ gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
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Someone told me I was gullible and I believed them.
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous and, when he grows up, he’ll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.
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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.
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One nice thing about egotists: they don’t talk about other people.
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My weight is perfect for my height — which varies.
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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
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The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
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How can there be self-help ‘groups’?
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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
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Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants off.
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Is it just me — or do buffalo wings really taste like chicken?

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.