Song: You Learn
Artist: Alanis Morissette
Album: Jagged Little Pill
Today’s Quote: “I recommend walking around naked in your living room.” ~ Alanis Morissette, You Learn, Jagged Little Pill (1995)
I’ve been hearing radio spots for Latavi, a breast cream that promises “dramatically enlarge, tone, and lift your breasts.” One woman’s testimonial on the site happily announces that even her nipples are bigger! It’s about time the topic of natural enhancement for women got some air play. It’s refreshing change from the usual onslaught of Viagra, Cialis, Enzyte (though I do like “Smilin’ Bob”), Liquid Blue, and Viaprin ads. But alas, bigger is not necessarily better. Bigger boobs and bigger erections will not solve your problems. You might feel better in the short term but in the long run, you’re going to feel just as empty, maybe emptier.
I’d like to take this opportunity to tell all of you A-cup ladies that I like your boobs just the way they are. Yeah, the big boobs might grab my attention for a moment but they won’t hold it. What holds my attention are personality and intelligence. No, you can’t buy them online nor can they be surgically implanted..
I’m wondering if I will need magnificent erections when I’m in my 70s? Probably not. I don’t have much need for them now but I still get them.