February’s Hump

Today’s Quote: “Men look at breasts the way women look at babies… ‘oh, aren’t they lovely’.” ~ Dylan Moran


Song: Night Moves
Artist: Bob Seger
Album: Night Moves
Released: 1976
This is my all time favorite Bob Seger song.


The hump of February has passed and in the distance I can see March on the horizon with its promise of milder temperatures, the return of Spring, and generally less suckage. It’s good to have hope. Without it we are doomed to be overwhelmed by the realization that our lives really do suck and there’s not a damned thing we can do about it. But with hope, we can dream and maybe, just maybe, there’s a chance we can escape from all the things that cling to us and pull us down to the bottom of life’s sludge heap.


Rules50
“All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.” ~ Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
“My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” ~ Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband.” ~ Unknown
“Guys in a relationship can be right or happy, not both.” ~ Ralphie May
“If a man is walking in a forest, talking to himself, and there’s no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?”

A man on his wedding night, threw his pants across the bed to his dainty wife saying, “Here put these on.”
She replied, “Oh, I could never fit into those.”
The man replied, “Now you know who wears the pants in this family!”
The dainty wife took off her panties, tossed them across the bed, and said, “Put these on.”
The husband answered, “I could never get into those.”
The wife responded, “And you never will until you change your attitude.”

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.

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