Today’s Song: Truckin’
Artist: The Grateful Dead
Album: American Beauty
“I read somewhere that 77 percent of all the mentally ill live in poverty.
Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 percent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.”
Apparently, I’m in that 77 percent. Rats!
Penguins Go to the Zoo
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, “What’s up with the penguins in the back seat?”
The man in the car says “I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven’t had a clue.”
The clerk ponders a bit then says, “You should take them to the zoo.”
“Hey, that’s a good idea,” says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
“Hey, they’re still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo.”
“Oh, I did,” says the driver, “And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach.”
Now that the weekend is over and I have returned to the Hell where I whore myself to pay all my pimps. I’m thinking about what to do for my getaway next month. I hear there’s a place near Cincinnati that’s having an open house. I’ll have to find out more.