Today’s Quote: “It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English — up to fifty words used in correct context — no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.” — Carl Sagan
I just learned from my email astrologer, that because I was born on a Tuesday, I have a special birthday angel named Samuel who has been watching over me my entire life. Isn’t that special? For a modest fee, I can get a book that will tell me all about angels and how to communicate with them. Apparently, Sam has been lurking for 53 years and is waiting for me to learn how to talk to him. What? I’ve got my very own special birthday angel who doesn’t speak English? I guess he doesn’t speak Spanish or German either. Maybe they only speak Latin or something. Maybe they speak Dolphinese. I guess I’d have to buy the book to find out.
The month will be over in a few hours but the week will drag on at least another day. Although it’s only a four-day work week, it feels like a eight-day week already. Oh, and I’ll be incognito on Saturday. I’ll be busy making my yard presentable for the Gestapo. Otherwise, it’ll be Krystalnacht all over again. Arbeit Macht Frei.
Don’t forget, Sunday is World Naturist Day. Be sure to wear your Sunday best.
Song: Indiana Wants Me
Artist: R. Dean Taylor
Album: I Think, Therefore I Am