Happy Birthday, VB!

Today’s Quote: “It’s a lot more fun in bed if you have something on. It’s sexier to have to get around the clothes.” — Valerie Bertinelli

Happy Birthday, Valerie!

If the Jenny Craig plan doesn’t work for you, I’ll be glad to enroll you in my “Lookin’ Good Nekkid” program.

Speaking of Jenny Craig, in the ads, Kirstie Alley still looks fat. I think they made Valerie look so frumpy because, in reality, she is so much sexier than Kirstie. I saw Valerie B on the TV Land awards show last night and she still looks like the woman of my perverted fantasies. She’s gotten a bit heavier but she still looks good for 46. (She turns 47 today.)


Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.