Pert, Ripe, Fresh Looking Nipples

Ladies, does it really matter if your nipples are perky or the right shade of pink? If it does matter to you then read “Nipple Tint Goes Mass.” They have just the product for you. This tint was developed for strippers and exotic dancers but now every woman can be the whore she’s always dreamed of being.

But seriously, as a man, I can tell you that most men won’t notice that your nipples look perky or are just the right shade of pink. If the man in your life sees that you have two of them, he’s happy. Chances are he doesn’t care if your nipples are perky because of this product, a cool breeze, you just got out of the shower, or your bra rubbed them that way. If they look perky, he probably sees that as a sign you’re aroused and that’s good enough for him. I’m a man, I know this.

For some thoughts on determining the ripeness of a nipple, read “And now for pert, ripe, fresh looking nipples .” Before you click the link, I feel obliged to warn you that the page contains pictures of actual nipples so put your safety goggles on to protect your eyes from any potential nipple radiation.

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.