Yay, Britney!

Today’s Quote: “Well-behaved women rarely make history” — Laurel Thatcher Ulrich


What will be Britney’s next calculated move to set herself up as the ultimate bad example for American youth? She’s kissed Madonna, got married and had it annulled the same weekend, hung out with Paris, stopped wearing panties, shaved her head, and gotten tattoos.

Gosh, I can’t think of anything else she could do. Come on, Britney, show us what you can do! Don’t let us down. Young people in this country need bad examples, people they can point to and say, “That could be me if I don’t get good grades, find a good job, and become a responsible adult.” Whether you know it or not, you’re providing a valuable public service.

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.