Does Bigfoot poop in the woods?

Today’s Quote: “The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.” — Friedrich Nietzsche

Does Sasquatch poop in the woods? And does he live in a condo in the forest? Since Sasquatch sitings in Seattle and Portland are almost unheard of, we have to assume it does. Just the same, no Sasquatch poo has been found nor has anyone seen a Bigfoot condo.

I happened upon a program discussing the existence of Sasquatch, Bigfoot, or whatever it’s known as, on either the Discovery or National Geographic Channel. The show was presenting both sides of the debate as to whether Sasquatch really exists. I didn’t watch the whole thing as I can only handle so much intellectual material such as this. Basically, the pro-Sasquatch researchers used circumstantial evidence like plaster casts of footprints, dubious eyewitness accounts, and straw arguments. Those who doubted the existence of Bigfoot used science, facts, and logic in their arguments.

Who are you going to believe? Why, the pro-Sasquatch folks, of course. How can science, facts, and logic possibly stand up to straw arguments, fuzzy film footage, and big plaster casts made from a foot print only one person has seen?

Let truthiness prevail! Sasquatch lives (he’s just a bit shy, that’s all).


Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.