The IVOR Identified

Rocky Horror Picture Show – Sweet Transvestite

Today’s Quote: “Wikipedia — the encyclopedia where you can be an authority, even if you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.” — Stephen Colbert on “Wikilobbying.”
Most so called “authorities” these days don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. (I didn’t see the video because I got tired of waiting for it to download on my high-speed connection. Comedy Central would have a pretty good site if they got rid of the eye candy and junk.)

I have finally identified the IVOR (aka Irrational Voice of Reason), the voice in my head that sort of acts as a conscience although I seriously doubt he’s qualified for the position (much like a Bush appointee). I’ve long suspected the IVOR was bisexual and had a thing for women’s undergarments and transsexuals. Last night he revealed himself to me in a dream so now I know who the IVOR really is. He’s Tim Curry, or more specifically, Dr. Frank N. Furter of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
David Bedella
It’s quite apparent that we do not get to choose our conscience or any of the other voices that reside in our heads but I was hoping to do better than Frank N. Furter. I’m sure Jiminy Cricket was unavailable but I would have settled for Cosmo and Wanda.
In any role I’ve seen Tim Curry play, I can’t help but wonder if he’s wearing feminine undergarments beneath his clothes.



Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.