Asylum Street Spankers – 1999
Today’s Quote: “At pains to define liberty, that most resolute of indefinables, our minds fall back on spatial images; on birds, sailboats, and mountains; the untethered balloon, the blue sky, the nude figure.” — Robert Grudin
September is winding down and so is the hope that came with it. October will be a different month with different aspirations and the beginning of the indoor nude swim season. There’s still hope.
Erection Election Day is only a month away. Be sure to get your ass to the polls and vote the incumbent weasels out of office. Give some new weasels a chance to screw things up. And don’t forget, Pat Paulsen and the Straight Talking American Government (STAG) party in 2008! He couldn’t do any worse.
Etta Baker, 93, Blues Guitarist, Dies By The Associated Press
Etta Baker was an influential blues guitarist who did not become a professional musician until she was 60.
Your Fortune Is:
Underwear is not the best thing on earth – but next to it.