Led Zeppelin – What Is And What Should Never Be
Today’s Quote: “The big problem with pornography is defining it. You can’t just say it’s pictures of people naked. For example, you have these primitive African tribes that exist by chasing the wildebeest on foot, and they have to go around largely naked, because, as the old tribal saying goes: “N’wam k’honi soit qui mali,” which means, “If you think you can catch a wildebeest in this climate and wear clothes at the same time, then I have some beach front property in the desert region of Northern Mali that you may be interested in.” So it’s not considered pornographic when National Geographic publishes color photographs of these people hunting the wildebeest naked, or pounding one rock onto another rock for some primitive reason naked, or whatever. But if National Geographic were to publish an article entitled “The Girls of the California Junior College System Hunt the Wildebeest Naked,” some people would call it pornography. But others would not. And still others, such as the Spectacular Rev. Jerry Falwell, would get upset about seeing the wildebeest naked.” — Dave Barry
A WOMAN is aiming to set up a petition after she was left shaken following an incident with a nudist on the beach at Fraisthorpe.
Beryl Greenwood was walking along the beach from Bridlington to Ulrome when she saw a man wearing no clothes acting suspiciously.
She said as she walked towards him she tried to move to the side to walk past him but he kept blocking her path. He eventually approached her and asked her the time.
The matter has been reported to the police.
The man is described as slim, aged between 35 and 40, with short dark hair. He was carrying a pair of dark blue or black shorts.
The incident left Mrs Greenwood upset and she said she has not been able to walk along that stretch of sand alone since.
She is now considering starting a petition, and getting signatures from people at the main caravan parks in Barmston, Skipsea and Ulrome, because she is concerned about the type of people being attracted to the beach, which was once regularly used as a naturist beach.
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Hm, I suppose a nude man without a watch would be rather suspicious. For what nefarious purpose would he need to know the time? What’s the world coming to? My gawd, naked people on a naturist beach, the very idea. What’s next? People bathing in the nude? People being born nude?