Why did I bother with clothes today?

Gilda Radner – Let’s Talk Dirty To The Animals

Today’s Quote: “For we that are in this tabernacle do groan, being burdened: not for that we would be unclothed, but clothed upon, that mortality might be swallowed up of life” — 2 Corinthians 5:4


Did I mean to accomplish anything this weekend? Well, I always mean to accomplish something but I rarely ever do. I made it over to the FHC in Fairborn yesterday and ordered the films I wanted to see. I had been meaning to do that for at least a year now. I can hardly wait until they come in. I’m so hoping they will answer some burning questions.


Music Trivia Quiz:
1. Who wrote and composed the song with the lyric, “So this is Christmas and what have you done?” A) Janis Joplin B) John Lennon C) Bruce Springsteen
2. Which Christmas song has the lyric, “Sleigh bells ring are you listening, in the lane the snow is glistening”? A) White Christmas B) Sleigh Bells C) Winter Wonderland
3. Who had a hit with 9 to 5? A) Dolly Parton B) Tammy Wynette C) Reba McIntyre
4. Complete the name of the alternative rock group “Smashing ______” A) Guitars B) Coconuts C) Pumpkins
5. Who had a hit with You’re Sixteen? A) Don Henley B) Ringo Starr C) Bob Dylan


Woman: “No, I’m telling you, I’m right! He couldn’t eat the Trix because he was an adult rabbit, and Trix were only supposed to be for kids.”
Man: “Well, I always thought it was just because he was a rabbit and not a person.”

[A period of silence — the woman looks down at her food.]

Man: “What’s wrong?”
Woman: “I’m just really getting tired of you always being wrong.”


Music Trivia Answers:
1. B) John Lennon [Happy Christmas (War Is Over) was written by John and Yoko in 1971. It was released on John’s Shaved Fish LP (1971). (Songfacts.com)]
2. C) Winter Wonderland [When I hear the song, I always think of the Walkin’ ‘Round In Women’s Underwear parody.]
3. A) Dolly Parton
4. C) Pumpkins
5. B) Ringo Starr

Hey! I got them all today! My self-esteem has just reached climatic heights!

“Lacy things — the wife is missin’, / Didn’t ask — her permission, / I’m wearin’ her clothes, / Her silk pantyhose, / Walkin’ ’round in women’s underwear.”

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.