Please don’t step in the barf

The Vaughn Brothers – Hillbillies From Outerspace

Today’s Quote: “Boredom is… a vital problem for the moralist, since half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.” — Bertrand Russell
Bonus Quote: “I once thought I had mono for an entire year, It turned out I was just really bored.” — Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers) in Wayne’s World

In regards to my 22 September post, Socially undead, I didn’t mean to give the impression that I was bored because I’m not. At least I don’t think I am. I’ve known true boredom and that’s not what I’m experiencing. I just want life to be just a tad more interesting that it currently is. Essentially, I feel like I’m in a rut. Okay, maybe I am bored, but just a little bit.

I guess I need to do some shopping. I desperately need an oil change, socks, some T-shirts, a pair of shoes, and some jeans without air conditioning for my balls. Just having some clothes without holes where there shouldn’t be holes would be nice. Maybe I should just move someplace where I could be nude all the time. Then I’d probably end up spending a fortune on sunscreen. I guess I can’t win either way.

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Author: Rick

I'm a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.