Big Brother and the Holding Company (Janis Joplin) – Kozmic Blues
Kozmic Bluses Band (Janis Joplin) – Kozmic Blues
- “You don’t want to go in and get your sperm right off the rack. You want designer sperm.” — Kristi Lee on sperm banks (The Bob & Tom Show)
- “Oral sex and regular sex are not the same. That’s why they’ve got different prices.” — Keith Alberstadt
- ” When a dog humps your leg, it’s kind of an insult. Because out of everyone at the party, he looks at you and thinks ‘I think I’ve got a shot with that guy’.” — Larry the Cable Guy
- “I don’t know why people video tape sex because after I have sex, the only thing I can think of is that I’m glad nobody saw that.” — Mike Birbiglia
- “I like to think of my body as a temple… or at least a nice Presbyterian youth center.” — Emo Phillips
Hey, there’s a half gallon of vanilla ice cream in my freezer, which I have successfully resisted for at least a week and a half. I’m not sure why I’ve resisted it or why my resistance seems so significant. Maybe there’s some deeper symbolism at work here. She calls out to me in her creamy vanilla voice, tempting me with her cold sweetness. Yet I continue to resist this cold, white temptress. What’s at stake here? What would be the price of surrender?
Or maybe it’s like Freud said, “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.”
My video card came in today. And I have dual monitors again. Praise the Lord! It took a bit of messing around with it to get it so maximized windows wouldn’t expand across both monitors but I figured it out. It will let me have a different background on each monitor, which is kind of cool. I’m at least partially happy now.
No takers on that other word? I can’t google it since I don’t know he spelling or the definition. I used to know the word and I was able to use it in a sentence. I think I was even able to use what it defined in a sentence. Suffering from chronic CRS sure is a pain in the ass. I guess I’ve forgotten more than a lot of people know.